Paradox demystified

'Twas an awesome weekend in no-mans land.  Perfect weather, hard trails, what more can you ask for.

Day 1 was a ride West of Bedrock on the Paradox.  The route winds around the valley floor a short while before heading up Carpenter ride.  Riding up Carpenter ridge with Chris is where I learned that 30+ lbs of gear is waaay more bad than 14 pounds of gear.  Maybe it was the VO2 and superoxic threshold training of the previous two days, but crikey....  Creature comforts are getting tossed, weight-weeniness is in.

Once on top of the ridge it got muddy.  A little snowfall late last week made everything soft above about 7300', that seemed to be our turnaround elevation both days.  Riverside camping, can't beat that!

Day 2 took us to the beginnings of Glencoe Bench north of Pinto mesa.  Interesting section of trail...after a climb out of the San Miguel drainage, the riding is incredibly pleasant through sage covered plains (seemingly) leading to the Uncompaghre plateau.  But in the sick demented manner of the Paradox course designer's mind, the trail bombs back downhill to Tabeuache creek so that you can do that climbing again.

This is where it got fun.  Thank god for GPS, that's all I have to say.  There's no way I'd get through that section without it.  Sketchy tracks in every direction that see very little use.  In some places there are trail markers...one such place I didn't believe at first cause there was only a jumble of boulders...sure enough, more sketchy track around the next corner.  The route is steep, rocky, uber soft and slow going from Third Park to Glencoe.  Hike-a-bikes abound, both up and down...just like Jefe said.  Fortunately though, my mapping proved effective and was always within 100 feet or so of the actual route.  Kinda feels like cheating.  MC's record GLR ride without GPS just got a whole lot more impressive in my mind.

The pre-ride was invaluable.  The route is frightening.  All the while I was trying to put into perspective how the section to Pinto Mesa would feel after doing the Koko and West side of the Paradox already.  It put new perspective on that term "shambilizing."  GLR is a very complicated, difficult undertaking.  It has my full respect and attention.

I wonder what surprises the Tabeauche trail has in store?

One of my time limiters for a GLR type race.  The bibs gotta go.  Note the beached whale on the right.  That's gotta go too.

     

Dave Nice rode this silly stuff on a fixie - and rode it well.  He's looking really strong this year and he's a diesel.  I predict a GDR fixie finish for him this summer :)

 
Published Monday, April 02, 2007 8:28 AM by Dave

Comments

# @ Monday, April 02, 2007 9:38 AM

Looks like you guys had a superb weekend! Really wish I could have come along for the fun - all those GLR memories come crashing back with some of those pics, and I'm really starting to look forward to doing it again this year.

It's so amazing how the weight pain seems to grow exponentially with every pound, eh? That's why I'm trying to stay big and fat - ya know, gear weight as a percentage of overall body weight...

Stefan_G

# @ Monday, April 02, 2007 10:30 AM

Very nice Dave, Dave and Chris. I thought about you guys being out there this weekend while I did my wimpy rides ;-)

Ed

edemtbs

# @ Monday, April 02, 2007 10:38 AM

Neat, looks almost...kinda...like New Jersey. Any idea what the 411 is on those front mount water bottles I see in one of the pics?

normZurawski

# @ Monday, April 02, 2007 12:28 PM

They are made by Minoura about $10 lets you bolr around a pretty big tube... then you use whatever cage you like.... I like SS blackburns ownly one ejection this weekend =)

Dave super fun time! Man you can still pedal really damn fast even with 30 lbs of gear!

I was pretty damn shot by the time I got home. I think I didn't get the electrolytes i needed.... Have to pack a bit more... + there wasn't a crumb of food left on me or the bike =)

Thanks for the good weekend and the waiting around for me

SlowerThenSnot

# @ Monday, April 02, 2007 10:28 PM


Good stuff Dave. Happy to see you taking on this kind of riding.

GPS is cheating, without a doubt, but so is on-the-ground recon. Guess that means you're double cheating!

Joking. You still have to turn the pedals, stay hydrated and stay awake. Even going into this route blind, those three are still much bigger challenges than the routefinding, IMO.

I still can't commit to the GLR, but I keep thinking about it. Thanks for the report/pics.

Your paradox pics actually look good to me. I can tell it's not June, not sandy, and not 100 degrees. Somehow it's comforting that that place isn't always an inferno.

Scott Morris

# @ Tuesday, April 03, 2007 8:06 AM

Good weekend for sure. When my GPS batteries finally died I didn't feel like stopping to change them only to have to chase you down again but we had climbed ~7500 feet at that point already. I've got some work to do now getting my gear and equipment dialed in a bit more. GLR is one crazy race.

The picture you posted of me makes me look like an orange umpah loomph since I've got my hoody up :)

plesko